Typical South African !
Only South Africans can understand this ...
Xolani, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman at a
"Congratulations", said the cop. "Because you are wearing your seat belt,
you have just won R5,000 in the Arrive Alive Safety Competition"......
Xolani could hardly believe his luck!!
"What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop.
"Eish! I'm going to get a driver's license", Xolani answered.
"AAUW!! Please sir, don't listen to him sir", yelled Sipho in the passenger
seat. "He always tries to be smart when he is drunk!"....
With all this noise, Andiswa woke up in the back seat. He took one look at
the cop and moaned. "YOH! Guys - I TOLD you, stealing the BMW was a bad, bad
idea!! WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE RED MAZDA! BUT YOU ARE MOS ALWAYS CLEVA!!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the boot and Zakele's voice said:
"Are we over the border yet???"
Then the cop said: “Okay, my brothers. How are we sharing this R5000?!?”